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(Um…right…a nice exaggeration?)

Yep. I was pondering this very thought while straining my muscles at the gym this morning (no hot chicks present, alas): we’ve somehow forgotten what bothered us at this time last year.

But why? Didn’t it really mean something last year? All the lofty pronouncements. All the negative fallout from New Year’s oh-nine. All the epithets cast our way. All your violent threats. Your absurd allegations and accusations. Your gloom and doom predictions of what would befall the ones accused of gross criminal behavior and negligence. The fire and brimstone poop storm which would be the due of those with the such gall to unleash Christmas chaos onto the planet. The waves (and waves and waves, yikes!) of poisonous vitriol. The month-old abandoned Sarajevo grocery store-like putrescence. The knock-knock-knockin’ at the fortress door shouting accusations of the most heinous “atrocities” known to man, saddling them with the most vile and cunning intentions.

What?

What?

What?

Well, summer 2010 is in full bloom. All jiggly and busty and delicious and sexual. So does anyone even remember how bad it was? Nope. Does anyone even remember what happened more than a year ago? Nuh-uh.

They just don’t.

Does anyone remember this?

(you definitely don’t want to send this to mom)

Right. I didn’t you would…

A Yogi-ism would apply here: It’s déjà-vu all over again.

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